No Problem....

I'm in a very laid back mood today and really just couldn't care less about anything, plus im really hoping somebody tries to give me a round of fucks tomorrowat work and tries to whinge at me, cos im bloody ready for that. Let me tell you why....

Everyday on me lunch break i go outside and kick me football round for a bit, its silly really, most people would do it and not think twice about it, but i find it helps me chest, and clears all the crap out of it, so i do it. However when i had had me fifteen minutes of exercise and me dinner had finished i toddled back into the office. Now there is something you have to understand at our place, the office is a non smoking area, mainly cos of me and me chest, but also cos of the other non smoking people there, and fucking damn right its a no smoking area. But when i wandered in today i find the office bit where i work full of cigarette smoke and people puffing away. Great i thought, thats just about the last straw, i keep reminding them despite the fact there are signs everywhere, i keep telling them about it and pointing at the signs but obviously they've chosen to 'forget' again, but no cos as soon as i wandered through the door there was a cry "Fuck me, he's back, bollocks, ohhhh fuck off and play football for half an hour whilst we finish these". Fucking bastards, but as im in a calm mood, i said "Yeah, ok, no problem", and off i went.

Half an hour later i toddled back in, to find the said office deserted, goooood, but the air was still thick with smoke and it fucking stunk, and i mean reeked. So i went round and opened all the windows in the office to try and clear it, then toddled off again to play more football.

Half an hour later on i went back to find the office had cleared of smoke, still smelt a bit, and was now freezing cold too, but i really had to do some work due to the amount of people waiting for stuff, notes etc.

Needless to say, i wasn't in any rush to catch up with the hour i'd missed, after all i don't think i should rush when quite plainly it wasn't my fault the office was unusable for that hour. When the chap came in at ten o'clock to take over from me, he found rather a lot of work still to do, i went bang on ten, thought fuck it, why should i stay and help him, he's a miserable cunt anyway, and off i went.

Now comes the interesting bit, when i go in tomorrow i'm gonna be waiting for someone to call me into a managers office somewhere and say

"Er, why did [chap] walk into loads of work last night"
"Very simply, its a non smoking office, people were smoking, they knew they shouldn't be cos of what was said to me, and i've had enough. I'm not sitting in a smoky office putting my health at risk and going home stinking like an ashtray because people can't obey a simple sign. The feeble excuse they always give is, 'it's cold outside, you should try standing out there for 5 minutes and see how cold it is, im having my fag in here' well sorry but no, if that office has smoke in it again, then you'll find the same thing will happen, i refuse to work in a smoky office, its been made more than clear to you before the reason's why, my health is far more important that anything else to me right now, and either you sort it out, and that office stays smoke free, or sorry but you'll be walking into work every single day, cos if the office has got smoke in it, i'll go somewhere else until its cleared and the smell has gone."

We shall see... haha, i do love a good bit of shit stirring