You'll be pleased to learn that my rant of yesterday has finished and henceforce no further rants shall spew forth, not just yet at any rate.
If you're feeling bored why not try this fun and free activity.
Step 1: Grab a torch, any source of illumination will do although a lighter may be a little frustating as you will discover shortly
Step 2: Get an office swivel chair so you can spin around at lunacy speed.
Step 3: Turn torch on, spin and have fun imitating a lighthouse.
(We cannot be held responsible for any ships that you may lure off course or any vomit that you may produce as a result of being very very very dizzy)
Check back soon for more ideas of things to do when you're bored.
If you can come up with the joke that this punchline goes to then you can wave your head out the window - "Axe wound, fish farm"
I may well let you in on the joke if i'm feeling nice....
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