I dunno what happened to day five, i think i slept through it. Either that or i forgot to wake up.
Derren Brown, one of those people that amazes and does it so easily that you suddenly realise that you are amazed and consequently you have to watch it again.
Today was another stunningly boring day at work, and the tedium of society can easily be aided by the playing of certain video games, i.e. Pro Evolution Soccer 4, World Rally Championship 4, and possibly other such sequels with 4 on the end.
Strange how movie sequels seem to get worse, and yet games for some reason improve with progression. Must be something to do with the fact that dropping cesium into a bathtub filled with water blows the tub in two. Quite a reaction compared to rubidium, which just knocks a hole in the side of said tub.
Did you realise you can make petrol out of hemp? Although hemp is related to marijuana, its not actually possible to get high from smoking it, according to various sources. Hemp is very versatile, and you can make many things out of it, the only disadvantage to this wonderful plant is the actual harvesting process. It is damned hard work apparently. Suggestions for hemp usage on a postcard, the best answers will be passed on to year 5 of St. Mary's Primary school, and they will proceed to colour them in. The very best suggestions will be recreated in solid marble and exhibited in the mightly Crystal Palace Exhibition Centre.
Its really not for us to reason why, and if there's one thing you really should remember its this - You can please some of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time.
Story's and characters are entirely fictitious and any resembalance to any persons living or dead is entirly coincedental, unless of course it isn't, in which case you will now forget everything you have just read or will read in the near future.
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