Better now

Marvellous what a bit of sleep will do for you isn't it, well ceratinly works for me at any rate.

Mrs Trellis of North Wales writes:

'Having seen your show about folding napkins and the various uses for it, i wish to ask one especially pertinant question: About how many folds would it take for an average sized human being to succesfully implement and maintain a fully working and completely accurate version of the first airborne hydroponically fueled cheesecake making machine?'

Dear Mrs Trellis,
Wot?

Yours faithfully,
Reginald Greatworthington-Smythe

Just thought you should read the sort of nonsense that gets generated inside my daft head.

Its all good fun, especailly when it all comes together. Word of advice for you though, if its doesn't say chewable on the packet don't.

I made that mistake with a vitamin c tablet the other day.....

And i discovered the soap dispenser at work doles out coconut scented cleaning materials. What fun...except i hate coconut, and i can't get rid of the damn thing. Any ideas on how i can succesfully cleanse myself of cocout, answers on a postcard to the usual address.

'It pays to leave yourself open to opputunities'

i reckon that's sound advice, although you probably already knew that, but i bet you didn't know this - bats are immune to the smell and effects of ammonia.

Anyway im off to do something else, and then possibly something else after that, have fun.