Bit early

I would have posted this last night, but the bloody website wasn't working, ee's straining at the pulpit, straining i say Brian, straining....

Right, the purpose of this visit is just to impart three things to you, cos im good like that.

1: I have invented a term for a certain type of weather. This type is "Dog's Nose", and can be used thus "It's a bit Dog's Nose out at the minute".

Now you are sitting there thingking, dog's nose? what the hell is he on about? Simple really, a dog's nose is cold and wet, and perfectly sums up the same type of weather.

2: A small joke i was told today, a very old one no doubt but it had me going.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A Taffy-Apple!!

hahaha...............oh dear..........well i thought it was good

3: And finally, to finish off, something you might want to say to yourself to cheer you up a bit on a dog's nose day. In a strong german/belgian/austrain accent repeat the following and imagine a klaxon going off as well in the background

"Warnung!!! Warnung!!!! Chesty-waren booby floppen!!"

you can add "Meine dashund mit ze flatten" if you wish, its entirely up to you

And with that im gone. Keep taking the pills son, keep taking them